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Locket Industrial Base - O'Neill Nurseries - Luna Market - Grabthar's Hammer (Asteroid Base)
The Grand Tour, PAGE 12
NOTE: All 138 facilities built in this system are listed (and shown) in order of distance from the sun. At least, according to the in-game architect’s view. There's a total of slightly over 18 hours of video, so the video, and the descriptions, are broken into smaller portions across multiple posts.
Some descriptions were written by myself, some with the help of AI. I've personally edited all of them, so if you must blame someone, blame me. :^)
07A Surface 01
Lockett Industrial Base
Industrial Settlement Large (Gaea)
DOCK: Large
William Lockett is a darkly speculative worldbuilder. Emerging from the tabletop RPG community as a long-time Campaign Master, he authored I VAMPIRE: A Vampire Planet Story.
The book is a gritty, visceral space saga set 3,000 years in the future on a cold, obsidian world called Onyx, where ancient, highly militarized political bloodlines battle for control over scarce biological resources.
Yes, this one was a stretch for me. I accepted Lockett as a facility name it for it’s similarity to “Locke”, which has unique meaning for me. But that was too big a stretch, so I googled for a real connection. I’d never heard of him before, but now I have motivation to read his book. Or not; my reading list is longer than my remaining lifespan, so adding anything to it is... ambitious, on my part.
07A Surface 02
O’Neill Nurseries
Agriculture Settlement Large (Fornax)
DOCK: Large
O’Neill is arguably the single most important and iconic real-world reference in the entire history of space colonization.
This station honors Dr. Gerard K. O'Neill (1927–1992), a brilliant American physicist, Princeton professor, and space activist. He is single-handedly responsible for providing the mathematical proof and engineering blueprints that made the dream of permanent human space stations a scientific reality.
In his 1977 book The High Frontier: Human Colonies in Space, O'Neill became the first scientist to demonstrate that humanity didn't need to live on the harsh, high-gravity surfaces of other planets. Instead, he proved we could build colossal, free-floating, self-sustaining orbital habitats. His most famous design, the O’Neill Cylinder (or Island Three), consists of two massive counter-rotating cylinders that spin to perfectly generate 1G of artificial gravity via centripetal force. This concept serves as the direct architectural blueprint for the giant, spinning Orbis starports that players dock inside throughout the Elite Dangerous galaxy.
To make space construction affordable, O'Neill invented the Mass Driver—an electromagnetic railgun designed to catapult raw lunar dust and asteroid ore directly into space to be captured and melted down by orbital manufacturing plants.
O'Neill's lectures at Princeton in the 1970s radically changed the world. One of his most dedicated undergraduate students was a young Jeff Bezos, who openly attributes his lifelong obsession with commercial space infrastructure and his aerospace company, Blue Origin, to the exact space-colony mathematics taught to him by Dr. O'Neill.
O’Neill’s physics calculations permanently changed how science fiction was written. His spinning cylinders completely replaced standard, flat sci-fi space bases across popular culture—serving as the direct inspiration for the sweeping, curved world-ships in Arthur C. Clarke's Rendezvous with Rama, the entire habitat design of Babylon 5, the Citadel in Mass Effect, and Cooper Station at the climax of the film Interstellar.
O'Neill didn't just want others to colonize space; he wanted to go himself, applying to be a NASA astronaut during the Apollo era. Though health complications kept him grounded, a sample of his remains was officially launched into orbit aboard a Pegasus rocket in 1997, fulfilling his lifelong dream to permanently reside among the stars.
I’m constantly amazed at how much I’ve learned with this project. Before colonizing my system, I’d never even heard of Dr. O’Neill. And there was so much information; this section, more than most, was generated by Gemini. At most, all I did was prune excess sentences and florid prose.
07A Surface 03
Luna Market
Civilian Surface Outpost (Clotho)
DOCK: Large
1. A “Luna” base for my little four-footed girl. The rule was “Never turn it down when the random name generator rolls a Luna!”
Luna was a little fluffy white bundle of fur and lightning when we got her. At 9 months old, we were the fourth home she’d been passed to. They all had some junk reason for selling her off. She gave one hives. Another allergies. Didn’t get along with “other pets”, “kids”, “goldfish”…
The truth nobody wanted to say, was she was wired, energized, and highly temperamental. She was a happy dog, but nobody touched her unless it was on her terms. She bit a lot. She wasn’t house trained, and was very smart about sneaking somewhere to go when nobody was looking.
The first time I saw her, Monique’s sister Ann had brought her here for us from Jacksonville. I came home for lunch, filled a plate and sat on the couch where all the family were gathered.
She was playing outside, came running inside through the open door, aimed straight at me.
Someone hollered “She’s going for your plate!”
No. Where Luna was going, she didn’t need a plate. She leaped into the air, still straight at me, high speed. And she sailed past the plate… over my head… and landed on the back of the couch against the wall. Then she was getting to know me, with lots of licking. Stealing my food was far down her priority list.
That weekend, she found my brand-new very expensive prescription glasses and used them as a chew toy. Thank goodness they were repairable.
The following week, which was the week before Thanksgiving, she ate some Sago Palm she’d found in the yard. Came strutting in carrying a frond that she was chewing. Mom and I thought it was cute, Monique’s the only one that knew Sago was poisonous. We checked the online poison center, it said if you wait for symptoms, it’s already too late.
She spent most of that week living at the vet for daily treatment. I’d take my lunch breaks to go sit with her. She was so pitiful; every time I visited, she’d put her head down and crawl to me, like she’d done something bad and was afraid she’d lost another home. I sat on the floor and held her in my lap for the whole hour.
$2000 later, she came home just in time for the family Thanksgiving celebration. Luna’s still with me, but that Sega Palm is gone.
This was the beginning of our life with Luna. She’s mellowed now. When she’s displeased, she acts like she’s biting our hands, but it’s a gentle “gnawing” that does no harm. Usually. She’s slowed down a bit, but still high-maintenance.
08 Orbital 00 Grabthar’s Hammer
(was Hope Terminal)
Asteroid Starport
DOCK: Large
I’ve realized, in spite of it being roughly similar hauling tonnage as Coriolis stations, Asteroid stations are in a class of their own as far as work and time involved.
It's not just the ordinary hauling, which wouldn’t be any problem... but you have to account for the planetary ring. No matter which direction the approach is, I have to fly THROUGH the asteroids to get to the construction site. And I usually jump in somewhere around 20mm away, not the usual 9 or 10.
On the other hand, thanks to the brightness of the ring, coming in for a landing on an asteroid under construction is beautiful. More so than most construction sites. There’s a true sense of grandeur.
As far as the station name, if you’re playing Elite Dangerous you’re probably already familiar with the reference. For those who haven’t caught it yet, it’s from Galaxy Quest. And if you’re still not getting it, google Galaxy Quest.
It’s a fun evening’s reading, and even more fun watching the movie.
As a matter of fact, my 66th birthday is tomorrow, and my son and his wife sent me a 4K DVD copy of Galaxy Quest. My wife and I plan to watch it tomorrow in celebration.
It should have been "Taggart," but their movie continuity checkers missed the error. Thus, in actual movie canon, you see the name spelled with an "e."
Alan Rickman’s character immortalized the line “By Grabthar’s Hammer, I swear you shall be avenged!!”
My personal pun here, is that the asteroid station, in the system view, is at the top of a line of several Coriolis stations and Civilian Outposts on-planet. Kind of like a shopping mall, all lined up in a row. So if someone asks me “Where’s the mall?”
I can tell them it starts near Planet 8, right “By Grabthar’s Hammer!”
Yeah, I know. But it makes me laugh.
Keep your eyes open, there’s also an orbital tribute to Tim Allen, and a surface facility named for Sigourney Weaver.